TheOfficeisms for episode Goodbye, Toby:Toby leaves Dunder Mifflin, and Michael plans a huge goodbye party—out of joy. Angela refuses to help with it, so Michael turns to Phyllis. Dwight and Meredith harass Holly, their new HR representative.Kevin: I am totally gonna bang Holly. She is cute and helpful. And she really seems into me. Michael: Hello, Holly. Whoa! What are you doing? You don't have to do that. We have already-put-together chairs. That's how we buy them, actually. Holly: Trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair, and that made this up-down lever thing not work. Then I took the whole chair apart, and that is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? I'm gonna sell the movie rights. Michael: And the sequel, Woman Stands at Desk and Works. (after proposing to Angela) Andy: Mr. Andrew Bernard—got a nice ring to it. Michael: In some cultures, when somebody leaves—New Orleans culture—they have a parade and they have a band, people party in the streets. Pam: Do you mean 'leaves' as in 'dies'? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans funeral? Michael: I want to feel like I'm flying around, without this ugly weight holding me down. I want an anti-gravity machine. Angela: What? Michael: I saw it in a movie. You drink this potion, and you can float around. Pam: So, how much anti-gravity potion do you want? Michael: If the Devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have? (Holly thinks that Kevin is mentally challenged) Holly: Hi. Kevin: Hi. Holly: What do you do? Kevin: I do the numbers. Holly: Oh, good for you. Michael: Thanks to Toby I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider, though, is that not all monsters are bad, like E.T. Is Holly our extraterrestrial? Maybe, or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet. Dwight: Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee that she is not welcome or liked. Michael: Here's how things work here. My job is to make the office fun, your job is to make the office lame, and we have an eternal struggle, you and I, and only one of us can be the winner, spoiler alert, I'm going to win. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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