TheOfficeisms for episode Job Fair:

Michael, Oscar, and Darryl go with Pam to her alma mater's job fair, trying to find a summer intern. In an attempt to woo a major client, Jim, Andy, and Kevin go golfing. Back at the office, Dwight tries to prevent the rest of the staffers from leaving early.



Michael: Listen, I don't think that a handsome, funny, smart, funny-lookin' kid like you should limit himself. You could do whatever you want to do. You could be a classy janitor, or a cashier with dignity, or a... migraine worker. Maybe for you, paper should be more of a hobby.
Justin: Sorry for wasting your time.
Michael: Oh, no problem.

Dwight: Last time I checked, the American work day ends at 5:00PM. You will all stay at your desks until that time, or you will suffer the consequences.
Phyllis: What consequences?
Dwight: I will tell on you.

Pam: So many memories in this old gym: pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball; pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. Those were the days.

Michael: Today, I'm headed over to the job fair at Valley View High School to find some new interns, to get some fresh blood—um, euthanize this place.
Michael: I would never say this to (Pam's) face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.



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