TheOfficeisms for episode Dinner Party:Out of excuses, Jim and Pam join Jan and Michael for a dinner party. Things get complicated when Andy and Angela are asked to join, and Dwight's jealousy gets the best of him.Michael: You know what? Hunter was a terrible assistant. That is why Ryan fired him. Jan: Well, I think he is probably just about as reliable as Pam being that it usually takes you an afternoon to get back to me. Angela: Sometimes I think she holds onto faxes. Angela: (to Dwight) The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit. Michael: You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person! (Jan throws Dundie at Michael's TV and breaks it) Michael: That is a $200 plasma screen TV you just killed. Good luck payin' me back on your $0 a year salary, plus benefits, babe! Dwight: What seems to be the problem, officers? Police Officer: Not now, Dwight. Jim: (to Dwight's date) So, how do you guys know each other? Dwight's date: I was his babysitter. Pam: And now you guys are dating? Dwight: It's purely carnal. That's all you need to know. Angela: So, you keep a very tidy house. Jan: You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath. (laughs) But I don't have to tell you, Pam. Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least nine times and every time we have been able to get out of it. But I've gotta give him credit. He got me, because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate. Jim: Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called "Let's See How Uncomfortable We Can Make Our Guests". And they're both winning, so I am going to make a break for it. Michael: (tasting wine) Hmm, that is sort of an oaky afterbirth. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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