TheOfficeisms for episode Branch Wars:Karen, now the regional manager of the Utica branch, attempts to lure Stanley away from Scranton. When Michael objects, he brings Jim and Dwight into his "war." Meanwhile, the other office workers are disturbed by a "Finer Things Club."Oscar: Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me. Michael: Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs. Dwight: Or real bombs. Michael: No, no, not real bombs. Dwight: Yeah, come on, it'll be so bad ass! Michael: You and I are going to sneak inside, pretend that we are warehouse workers, and we will Silly String the bejesus out of the place. Dwight: And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eye with the jumbo chalk. Michael: Jim, if this is it for me, promise me one thing - host the Dundees. Dwight: The eyes are the groin of the head. Dwight: I think I cut my penis on the lid. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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