TheOfficeisms for episode Fun Run:In the hour long season four premiere, Michael hosts a Fun Run for the Scranton Business Park. A freak accident leads him to believe the office is cursed, and he questions his employees' religious beliefs. The office relationships are also explored, with Pam and Jim's new romance and Dwight and Angela's continuing relationship.Toby: I'm making great time. Usually I have to take a bathroom break halfway through a race like this. Not today! Dwight: As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we're using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for 2 days. You tell me what's unethical. Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader. Michael: So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton I am still top dog, in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish? Michael: I am fast! I'm very fast! I'm like Forrest Gump, except I am not an idiot. Jim: So what's your strategy for this race? Pam: Well I'm gonna start fast. Jim: Mm-hmm. Pam: Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle. Jim: What? Pam: Then I'm gonna end fast. Jim: Why won't more people do that? (laughs) Pam: Cause they're just stupid. Michael: I'm not superstitious, but... I'm... I am a little-stitious. Michael: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make. Jim: One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then. Jim: (Appears shirtless in front of the camera) Oh, I'm sorry. This is a working office and not a French beach? (Smiles) Angela: I'm having relationship problems, and since you're always having relationship problems I thought you'd be able to give me some advice. Pam: What's wrong? Angela: I have this crazy thought, that I know is crazy, that maybe Dwight killed my cat. (Pam nods) When I got home Sprinkles was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds. (Pam nods again) Something's not right! The vets are doing an autopsy. Pam: Angela, I'm sorry. Angela: Did Roy ever kill one of your cats? Pam: I'm more of a dog person (Angela rolls eyes and leaves) Kevin: Oh well, if they aren't together now then they probably never will be. I thought they'd be good together, like PB and J. Pam Beesly and Jim. What a waste! What. A. Waste. Kevin: Are you kidding me? Jim and Pam are totally hooking up. All they do is smile. They're just keeping it a secret. Right? Oscar: I don't know. There is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods, could be other things. Kevin: Are you kidding me?! I.T. Guy: You know, generally it's not a good idea to click on any internet offers if you haven't requested. What was the exact offer? Pam: It was for a... video. I.T. Guy: Yeah, what kind of video? Pam: (Looking embarrassed) A celebrity sex tape. Jim: Really? What kind of celebrity? Pam: It's not relevant. Jim: How much you paid for it? Pam: Not relevant. Jim: You paid for it?! Pam: It all happened so fast! Michael: Kelly, you are Hindu, so you believe in Buddha. Kelly: That's Buddhists. Michael: Are you sure? Kelly: No. (discussing the accident) Ryan: Did this happen on company property? Michael: Yes. It was on company property, with company property, so double jeopardy. We are fine. Ryan: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. Michael: Oh, right, I'm sorry. What is "we're fine"? Michael: Dwight, you haven't seen Meredith yet, have you? Dwight: No, I have not. Michael: Well, I think you should go to the hospital and pay your respects. Dwight: I do not respect her, but I will go. Angela: (looking at a picture of herself and Sprinkles on Halloween) Just a couple ‘a kittens, out on the town! Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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