TheOfficeisms for episode Cocktails:Michael and Jan reveal their hushed romance while attending the Dunder Mifflin CFO party. During the party, Jim finally meets Karen's ex. Meanwhile, the rest of the office staff booze it up during happy hour.Michael: Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this was where you like your privacy. Jan: Shut up. David Wallace: (handing a scotch) This was a gift from Lee Iacocca. Twenty year old, single malt, scotch. Michael: (toasts) Here is to Mr. Iacocca, and his failed experiment, the De Lorean. Dwight: Oh good, you're up. Hey, who makes this chair? Kid: I don't know, it was here when I was born. Dwight: Hmm... I want one. It's a really good solid construction, it's comfortable. (Knocks the chair) What is this? Oak? Kid: I don't know. Dwight: (Gets upset)...What do you know? Michael: Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart. Only really good friends show up early - ergo, de facto, go to a party early, become a really good friend. Roy: They gonna call the cops? Kenny: No, I paid 'em off. Roy: Jet ski money? Kenny: All of it. Roy: I am gonna kill Jim Halpert. Dwight: Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica? Guy: No. Dwight: No? Then you are an idiot. Dwight: Oh! You know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces. Pam: Hey, Michael left early, so a bunch of us are gonna go to Poor Richard's for happy hour. You should come. Roy: I... can't. My brother just unloaded the jet skis and took a bath, so we're gonna go get hammered. Pam: Okay, well, we're going to a bar. Pam: I've decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm going to start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out, world, 'cause... old Pammy is getting what she wants. And... don't call me "Pammy!" Pam: Kevin, you and Stacy set a date yet? Kevin: Yeah. Kelly: Oh my God, when is it? Kevin: It's complicated... I would appreciate some space on this! Michael: Our first fight. If this is about what happened in the bathroom there was no place to cuddle... Jan: I feel sick. Michael: You didn't have any of the potato salad did you? (Michael confessional at the party) Michael: Rachel thinks that I brought homemade potato salad, and I just picked it up at the supermarket. It’s funny; I wish I could make potato salad that good; it’s just potatoes and mayonnaise. There’s something wrong with Jan. Creed: I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the sheriff’s station. (Jan in confessional before the party) Jan: I am taking a calculated risk. What’s the upside, I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside, I, uh date Michael Scott publicly, and collapse in on myself like a dying star. Why is this so hard?... That’s what she said. Oh my god. What am I saying? (Michael in a straight-jacket and chains with his hair disheveled.) Michael: I cannot tell you how I plan to escape other than by using magic. That is the magician's code. Separately, on an unrelated note, if you happen to find a small brass key... Michael: A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids... self-fulfilling prophecy. It's, um, really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, and a little extra time after school. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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