TheOfficeisms for episode The Convention:Michael and Dwight head off to Philadelphia to meet Jan for the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. Michael, with the help of Dwight, sets up a party for fellow conventioneers while Ryan goes on a double date with Kelly back in Scranton.Michael: Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically. Angela: In the Martin family, we like to say, "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut." Michael: I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday. Michael: Ain't no party like a Scranton party cause a Scranton party don't stop. Michael: Hey Pam, what's up -- yeah, ugh... no, tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow. Jim: Hey... how's Toby? Michael: Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Michael: It's like with firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut. Michael: Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I'm done. I'm not going to be speaking with him anymore. Michael: Woah, what are all those stains? Dwight: Blood, urine, or semen. Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine. Phyllis: You should order the most expensive thing on the menu. So he knows you're worth it. Stanley: If you do that, you're going to have to put out. Phyllis: Well yeah, you'll have to put out. Jan: Step away from me, Michael. Michael: Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you. Jim: You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key. Kevin: So did you hear? Toby: What? Kevin: Pam’s back on the market again. Toby: Really? She’s dating? Kevin: If I weren’t engaged, I would so hit that. Ryan: I don't like ketchup. Kelly: You love ketchup! He loves ketchup! Jan: I underestimated you, Michael. Michael: Yeah, well maybe next time you'll estimate me. (after meeting Jerome Bettis) Dwight: Why do they call him The Bus? Michael: Because's he's afraid to fly. Michael: (arriving at work) Pam? Pam: Yeah? Michael: Did you see Oprah yesterday? Pam: No, I didn't. Michael: I, uh, I am going to be a father. Pam: What was Oprah about? Michael: Angelina Jolie was on. She adopted a baby from Asia and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So I want you to look in to see how much a little Chinese baby would cost. Pam: That's a really big decision. Michael: I know. Pam: Maybe you should wait before you adopt. Or not adopt. Michael: Just do it, okay? Pam: Roy's sister looked into it and the application alone costs $1,000. Michael: (stammers) Um...find out if there's a cheaper...less expensive baby out there, okay? Pam: You know she also said the waiting list is like eight months. Michael: Eight months. Pam: Yeah. Michael: I don't know if I want a baby in eight months. Pam: Probably won't. (they sigh) Michael: You know, Pam if in ten years...I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby... Pam: No, Michael. Michael: Twenty years. Pam: No, Michael. Michael: Thirty. Pam: Sure. Michael: It's a deal. (shakes her hand) Jim: Dwight got a hooker! Michael: Some people need dozens of friends to say, hey, look at me, I'm popular. But not me, I'm very picky. I need three maybe two? When you meet that someone special, you'll just know. Because a real relationship.... can't be forced. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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