TheOfficeisms for episode Email Surveillance:Michael starts monitoring the emails sent out in the Dunder-Mifflin workplace, upsetting the employees. Meanwhile, Pam believes that the relationship between Dwight and Angela is more than just worker to worker, Jim throws an office BBQ at his house in order to show his roommate the kinds of people he deals with everyday, and Michael, after annoying everyone at his improv classes, crashes Jim's party with a terrible karaoke number.Dwight: Jim! You really think this is a good idea? A hide-a-key rock? Mark: Hey, you must be Dwight! Dwight: You don't work with us. Jim: That's because Mark's my roommate. Mark: Hey, I love the Birkenstocks. Dwight: Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions. Pam: Hey Dwight, umm, my friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with. Dwight: Nice. Pam: One is tall and brunette and the other one is short and blond and perky and kind of judgmental. Who do you think he should choose? Dwight: Does he have access to their medical records? Michael: Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but you guys have these things so password protected. IT Guy: That just means you have to enter your password. What's your password Michael? Michael: Um... IT Guy: (sees Post-it note on Michael's monitor) Oh. It's 1234. Michael: There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. His salary, that would depress them. His bed. (Pauses) And I am not going to tell them that I will be reading their emails. Michael: So Bernie's huh? We're all going to Bernie's? Improv Classmate: Oh, uh, sorry. We're not going as a group. This is a private friend who happens to know all of us from different ways who is throwing a private birthday thing. Michael: (About his approach to improv) Think about this - what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't. Oscar: Why are you spying on our computers? Michael: Wow, Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? Kevin: I've gotta erase a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. Pam: (About her fascination with the Angela-Dwight relationship) It's like squishing a spider under a book - it's gonna be really gross, but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. Michael: (to Dwight) If I step on a landmine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, you can have my job, okay. Dwight: As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections - there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we live right down the river from that old bread factory. Michael: I do think I'm very approachable as one of the guys. But maybe I need to be approachable-er. Jim: It's true - I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party. Michael: (About improv class) I wouldn't miss it for the world, but if something else came up, I would definitely not go. Ryan: Hey, is Katy coming? Jim: Actually, I haven't talked to her in awhile. Ryan: Is it okay if I call her? Kevin: (Slapping Ryan, who is about to touch the BBQ) Hey...not so fast, Fire Guy. Michael: (About Jim's party) Woah. Who opened the morgue for this thing? Michael: The problem is that when people hear the term Big Brother, they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, "Wow, I love my big brother." Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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