TheOfficeisms for episode Halloween:While everyone else in the office enjoys the spooky Halloween festivities and talks about the staff's costumes, Michael ponders who he should fire when the threat of downsizing becomes a reality and his boss orders him to fire one of his staff. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam put Dwight's resume on job-searching websites, which may make Michael's job a little easier, and Pam encourages Jim to set his goals higher by applying for a better job, which makes Jim consider his friendship with Pam.Michael: Yeah I went hunting once. Shot the dear in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask? Jim: (Jim pretends to fire Michael) I'm really sorry but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary, it's not personal- Michael: AAAAAHHH!!! I'm going to kill myself! Jim: Wow. Michael: I'm going to kill myself and it's your fault! Jim: That's a normal reaction. Jim: Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's going to fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone is going to volunteer...or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end really what's going to happen is that it's going to be the first person that gives him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma. Michael: I never said that I wanted to fire Stanley, but I just don't want to do it myself. Michael: (To Kelly about her ruby red slippers for the costume of Dorothy) You know what would be better? Soccer cleats! Kelly: Why is that? Michael: Bend it like Beckham! Kelly: You mean the one where the Indian girl plays soccer? Phyllis: What are you? A monk? Dwight: I'm a Sith lord. Mike: (To himself while on the phone with Sherry) I wish I could fire Sherry... Sherry: Okay, I'm still here, Michael. And I'm hanging up now. Dwight: So you got the fax. So why didn't you add it to the resume? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh excuse me, I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell and I will see you there. Burning. Fine. Oh, wait, so you'll let me know when you've made a decision? Michael: (looking at Oscar) Oh, look at you. Showin' your colors. I bet you wish you wore a dress everyday. Oscar: What are you implying? Pam: I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes... pennies... walnuts. Jim: Dwight is special. But I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig's List. We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Preferably Alaska...or India. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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