TheOfficeisms for episode Office Olympics:While Michael and Dwight are out of the office for the day trying to close a deal on a new condo for Michael, Jim and Pam arrange for the staff to participate in an "Office Olympics," where the workers play strange, invented games (among them, Dunderball, Hate Ball, and Flonkerton) that they usually play while the boss is out. At the end of the day, the festivities cheer up everyone - even the oblivious Michael.Michael: There's a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It's just sort of common sense, because if you are, then you've no place to go but down. Dwight: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm... Sometimes teenagers use it for sex. Dwight: (describing his relationship with Michael) "We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy." Michael: Um... Did you do the things I said to about the magazines. Pam: Yeah I changed em' to your new address. Michael: Good... The small business man? Maxim? Cracked? Pam: Yes... I change your Cracked magazine subscription. Michael: How about... um uh... Fine Arts... Aficionado... Monthly? (Pam shakes her head) Ok, well could you get on that because I don't just read cracked (looks at camera). Michael: I'm an early bird... And, I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and, I have worms... Um... Michael: Why are you playing the National Anthem? Jim: Um...because your condo's in America. Michael: No one likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something everybody likes? Why don't you grow candy? God, I could go for some candy right now. Not a beet. Dwight: (After telling Michael that he'll be paying off the condo until he's 70.) Hey, you know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never works out, that's where the nurse will live! Kevin: We call it Hate Ball. Jim: Why? Kevin: Because Angela hates it so much. Oscar: Kevin and I play this game when Michael's out. Kevin: Or when we're bored. Jim: This goes back two years! Kevin: We're bored a lot. Dwight: (Donning Michael's sunglasses) Check it out! I'm Terminator! Kevin: Sometimes we play 'See How Many M&Ms We Can Get Into Our Mouth.' Angela: You play that. Dwight: A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age basically means he's buying a coffin. Now if I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls... so you couldn't hear the other dead people. Michael: Most honorable Pamera! (Pauses) Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies. Angela: I call it Pampong. I count how many times Jim gets up to go to reception to talk to you. Pam: We're friends. Angela: Apparently. Michael: Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles. And as far as I can tell, I'm the best looking person here. Jim: This scented candle, which I found in the men's bathroom, represents the eternal burning of competition...er, something. Kevin: It smells like cookies. Jim: Stanley...I just played Dunderball with Toby. How about you? You got any games? Stanley: Yeah, I got a game. It's called Work Hard So My Kids Can Go to College. Jim: Fair enough. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction |
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