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Officeism (n) - A comment or saying, normally a one-liner and generally an offbeat response or remark. Something usually heard in the Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch Office. We have the show organized into individual seasons and episodes, along with air-dates. Click on "The Officeisms" above to view the individual episodes, and click on an episode to view the Officeisms for that episode. If you have suggestions of other items that you'd like added to the site, Email Us. Recent Additions: Kevin: I am totally gonna bang Holly. She is cute and helpful. And she really seems into me. Michael: Hello, Holly. Whoa! What are you doing? You don't have to do that. We have already-put-together chairs. That's how we buy them, actually. Holly: Trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair, and that made this up-down lever thing not work. Then I took the whole chair apart, and that is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? I'm gonna sell the movie rights. Michael: And the sequel, Woman Stands at Desk and Works. (after proposing to Angela) Andy: Mr. Andrew Bernard—got a nice ring to it. Michael: In some cultures, when somebody leaves—New Orleans culture—they have a parade and they have a band, people party in the streets. Pam: Do you mean 'leaves' as in 'dies'? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans funeral? Michael: I want to feel like I'm flying around, without this ugly weight holding me down. I want an anti-gravity machine. Angela: What? Michael: I saw it in a movie. You drink this potion, and you can float around. Pam: So, how much anti-gravity potion do you want? |
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